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meaty-fuckstick: selfinducedpenileregurgitation: chirart: jham...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:53:59 -0600

selfinducedpenileregurgitation:

chirart:

jhameia:

Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan

that shakuhachi player is really rocking it

there’s nothing I don’t love about this

OMG. I’M IN LOVE.

is this what being born feels like

sir-oliver-tressilian: otter-is-grapelocked: sir-oliver-tressil...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:50:41 -0600

sir-oliver-tressilian:

otter-is-grapelocked:

sir-oliver-tressilian:

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m hell bound

It looks more to me like you’re on the

Highway to Hell

i have missed a golden opportunity

philosolapis: bennyslegs: godyallsomebrokeboys: EVERYONE GO TO KANYEWEST.COM HOLY...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:48:55 -0600

philosolapis:

bennyslegs:

godyallsomebrokeboys:

EVERYONE GO TO KANYEWEST.COM

HOLY SHIT

HAhahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bombshellbarnaby: la-vie-boheme-for-me: fangirling-and-tea: Ok...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:37:46 -0600

bombshellbarnaby:

la-vie-boheme-for-me:

fangirling-and-tea:

Okay time for a rant. This post is really pissing me off and here’s why.

1. No where in the Bible does it say God “hates fags” the entire message of the Bible is love. That’s the core message and anyone who says otherwise hasn’t read it.

2, “worship us hardcore or you go to hell” is just bullshit. All you need for eternal love is to accept Jesus as your saviour you don’t need to go to church or do any rituals if you don’t want to but you sure as hell can if that’s your thing.

3. “you better love everyone around you and God a lot,” the message of the Bible is love as I said early, so you’re expected to try to live your life in love. (could you imagine the amount of problems this would solve if everyone lived like that?!) but God knows you’re not perfect, He knows you can’t but He just wants you to try.

4. Respecting people is a good thing. Again it’s the same principle as number three.

Satanism is dark shit. All this light fluffy stuff you see floating around tumblr is the gateway stuff. It’s to draw you in. My mom has a friend that was raised within a Satanist group. She was raped on an alter as a sacrifice by a priest in front of the entire church several times; her and several other children. She was bled for Satanic blood rituals as a child. Her childhood was stolen from her and she was traumatized. She was lucky to escape.

Don’t get me wrong guys, I love Supernatural. I just know what’s fictional and whats not. I can love God and thoroughly enjoy the show too.

So just please, please stop with this post and others like it, because it makes me sick to my stomach every time I see them. both religions are being horribly misrepresented.

Thank you

HOT DAMN THANK YOU

Shit like this really pisses me off. Don’t just scroll past it, read it if you still think Satanism is all hearts and Lucifer and rainbows.

Stop. Shaming. My. Religion.

persiah: dogprobs: OMG I CANT BREATHE

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:36:13 -0600

persiah:

dogprobs:

OMG I CANT BREATHE

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:34:24 -0600

was-once-my-dream: transsitt: laughparty: this is my favorite...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:05:05 -0600

was-once-my-dream:

transsitt:

laughparty:

this is my favorite thing on the internet

HAD TO REBLOG SORRY

Oh baby Dylan, what are you wearing ? 0.0 ((;

iamsupremecommanderofthisvessel: neraiutsuze: #Jack...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:04:20 -0600

iamsupremecommanderofthisvessel:

neraiutsuze:

#Jack Sparrow: Accepting You for Whatever Gender You Decide to Be Since 2003

#There should be a Captain in that tag somewhere

#Jack Sparrow: Captaining You for Whatever Captain You Captain to Captain since Captain

Close enough

tattiosala: lesbiandeathcult: One time my brother played with...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:47:57 -0600

tattiosala:

lesbiandeathcult:

One time my brother played with my webcam and discovered you could do different things with it.

OH GOD YES IT’S BACK

unimpressedcats: taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:45:48 -0600

unimpressedcats:

taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards

did-you-kno: Source

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:36:13 -0600

did-you-kno:

Source

bonesfeelcold: dinosaurs64: kardashitans: do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:35:37 -0600

bonesfeelcold:

dinosaurs64:

kardashitans:

do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs

theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed

i wish i could unread this

docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamu...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:35:29 -0600

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

thescienceofreality: 10 insects that look like they belong in...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:33:59 -0600

Puss Moth Caterpillar

Devil’s Flower Mantis Idolomantis Diabolica

Brazilian Treehopper

Extatosoma Tiaratum

Pipevine Swallowtail Caterpillar

Atlas Moth

Tailed Emperor Butterfly Caterpillar

Spiny Flower Mantis - Pseudocreobotra wahlbergi

Scorpionfly

Calleta Silkmoth Caterpillar

thescienceofreality:

10 insects that look like they belong in an alien world. [Click images to enlarge & for descriptions.]

10. Puss Moth Caterpillar

With their soft bodies and high protein content, caterpillars are usually incredibly vulnerable. To fend off predators, they often resort to scare tactics. Sometimes it’s in the form of bright, flashy colors; sometimes it’s in the form of mimicry—looking or acting like another, more dangerous insect. The Puss Moth caterpillar opts for mimicry, forming a bizarre looking “face” that resembles a vertebrate face scary enough to send most curious predators the other way.

The caterpillars are bright green and will often have a row of white spots on either side of their body. On the head is a pair of black “eye spots”—directly above a gaping “mouth” through which the true head of the caterpillar protrudes. The effect is startling, but it’s even creepier in action: if the caterpillar is touched anywhere on its body, it will instantly turn its “face” directly towards the attacker. Touch it somewhere else, and the head follows you, like a Mona Lisa from hell.

And if that doesn’t work, it can always spray out a mist of formic acid from the two horns on its back.

9. Devil’s Flower Mantis Idolomantis Diabolica

One of the largest types of praying mantis, the Devil’s Flower Mantis is also one of the strangest. And that’s saying a lot when you’re talking about praying mantids. Females of the species can measure up to 5 inches (13 cm) long, and have developed a range of natural coloring that allows them to mimic the Devil’s Flower, a type of orchid.

Mantids are predators, and their hunting style usually involves sitting motionless until their prey comes within reach, and then whipping their forearms out at lightning speed to snag flies, beetles, even, in some cases, birds. The Devil’s Flower Mantis uses color patterns that mimic a flower to actually lure its prey within reach.

8. Brazilian Treehopper

The image shown here is a model created by Alfred Keller, a German sculptor, in the 1950′s. But don’t let the fact that it’s a model fool you—the Brazilian Treehopper is definitely a real insect, and it’s barely even the strangest looking member of the treehopper family.

Similar to cicadas, treehopper insects are sort of like the Addams family of the insect world. Many of them sport some sort of odd structure on their backs, and we’re still not sure what the point of most of them are. In the case of the Brazilian Treehopper, the ball-like appendages are hollow chitin, and may be for the sole purpose of making it harder to eat.

7. Extatosoma Tiaratum

Anybody who’s ever seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom should instantly recognize this monstrosity, commonly referred to as the Giant Prickly Stick Insect. As the largest known stick insect, the extatosoma tiaratum can reach lengths of 8 inches (20 cm) and is usually covered with large thorny spikes, which double as both camouflage and defensive armor.

Most of the time this insect attempts to blend in with its surroundings, but if it feels threatened it will rear up on its hind legs and spread out its front legs, like a scorpion. Interestingly enough, it also releases a chemical that is meant to scare away predators. To humans, it smells like peanut butter.

6. Pipevine Swallowtail Caterpillar

The Pipevine Swallowtail is a beautiful fluorescent blue butterfly that’s commonly found in North and Central America. Its larvae, on the other hand, is an armored congealed-blood-red caterpillar with tinted visor shades for eyes and a quadruple row of blunt horns running across its body.

The caterpillars live in groups while they are young, but over time they will wander off on their own before entering the chrysalis stage. They also change color as they grow, shifting from red to black, while their horns take on a bright orange hue. The bright colors are a warning—Pipevine Swallowtail caterpillars feed primarily on the Pipevine, a poisonous plant, and retain the toxins from the leaves in their own bodies.

5. Atlas Moth

Most of the time, it’s the caterpillar of a moth species that looks the strangest, while the moth itself is drab and uninteresting. Apparently, the Atlas moth didn’t get the memo. With a 10 inch (25 cm) wingspan, Atlas moths are believed to be the largest moth species on the planet. They also have a very unique trait—the front tips of their wings almost perfectly resemble a snake head poised to strike.

Nicknamed the Cobra moth for obvious reasons, Atlas moths are found in Southeast Asia, where they’re farmed for their silk.

4. Tailed Emperor Butterfly Caterpillar

Take a trip to the east coast of Australia around March or April and you might run into one of these strange creatures. The caterpillar of the Tailed Emperor butterfly looks pretty normal—from the neck down. Its head, though, definitely secures it a spot on this list.

From a broad, armor-plated forehead extend four bizarre horns that would be more at home on a dinosaur than anything from this millenium. The butterflies lay their eggs in groups, usually on Illawarra Flame trees, and the alien caterpillars emerge sometime around late March.

3. Spiny Flower Mantis - Pseudocreobotra wahlbergi

Another incredible looking mantis, the Spiny Flower Mantis (Pseudocreobotra wahlbergi) is, again, a flower mantis, pulling its bizarre ornamentation from the appearance of a flower. This mantis is very small, measuring only 1.5 inches (38 mm) and is found in select locations in Southern Africa.

And like most mantids, the Spiny Flower Mantis is a voracious cannibal, and the older they get the more likely they will be to eat other mantids that come across their path. Another interesting fact is that the female’s egg sac can be nearly three time larger than its own body.

2. Scorpionfly

While this insect looks like the result of some bizarre genetic experiment that spliced a scorprion stinger onto a wasp, that “stinger” is actually something much more innocuous: the fly’s genitals.

Nevertheless, it makes for a bizarre looking creature. Scorpionflies, or mecoptera, can be found all over the world, and have been around since the Mesozoic age. In fact, they’re believed to have been the forerunners of most of our modern moths and butterflies, collectively grouped in the Lepidoptera order.

1. Calleta Silkmoth Caterpillar

If Jackson Pollock and God had a design meeting, they would probably come up with something similar to the Eupackardia calleta larva, also known as the Calleta silkmoth caterpillar. With a massive color range and dangerous looking barbs, the Calleta silkmoth caterpillar is something most predators stay away from.

The moth is found in the Southern US, and the color pattern of the caterpillar changes based on age and environmental factors. It feeds mostly on the Mexican jumping bean, a plant found throughout Mexico, Texas, and Arizona.

THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:29:46 -0600

letshaveasmile:

I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS

THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!

muchneededmerch: frazerfrog: ‘The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:25:52 -0600

muchneededmerch:

frazerfrog:

‘The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask’ HD Remake (Unofficial)

This is a really cool trailer for a unofficial remake of the Nintendo 64 classic Majora’s Mask. There is also a petition floating around somewhere for nintendo to remake the game for the Wii U.

This needs to be on the Wii U.

adamtk100: Parallel universes explained.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:15:27 -0600

adamtk100:

Parallel universes explained.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:12:00 -0600

rohnert-park: lushious: Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:10:33 -0600

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:10:06 -0600